Ten Things I Hate About Spring

1.Yard Work I hate cutting, edging, weeding, trimming and anything else associated with my yard.

2. Allergies This time of year is not as bad as cedar season, but its close.

3. Washing The Car The winters grime doesn’t look all that bad, does it?

4. Spring Cleaning Give me a break. Why should this time of year be any cleaner then any other? It sounds like profiling to me.

5. Spring Break Now that my kids are in college, the last thing I want to see is a week where they have nothing to do and I have to pay for it.

6. Wind Whoever coined the phrase “wild as a March hair” lived in South Texas.

7. Lonely People There are large folks out there who wear far too little clothing when the weather warms up, and I figure they have no friends. If they did their friend would have told them, you don’t need to wear that.

8. Professional Basketball I love the college game but whatever these so called professionals play, its not basketball.

9. Spring Forward I hate losing an hour of sleep I’ll never get back.

10. No Football The college football season is so far away it seems like it will never get here. Its worse then Christmas when I was a kid.